I am addicted. Traveling was AWESOME. Quote time:

After Ben mistakenly sings "Candy Shop" instead of "Magic Stick" and yells at Brad for saying otherwise. "Yeah. You're an asshole." -Brad

After Ben's epic introduction on Landon Milbourne. "Who?" - Joe Marsala

Eli opens the boy to the Tuba boys' room: "It smells like a french whore in here!"

In reference to getting wine at dinner: "Psssst. Can we have some passbacks?" -Mike DeFlorio

"The only time I have thrown up and it has tasted good was after eating gelato and a roman taxi ride." -Joe Chapman

"Oh, Andrew Mulder. You underestimate the power of my balls." -Joe Chapman

"Never have I ever had more than one sexual partner." - Dave
"Like one at a time?" - Mike DeFlorio

"Ooooh Jeopardy! Good bar show." -Andrew Mulder

"I swear that group of pre-teens was standing there before." - Ben Brown
"Those are the cheerleaders, Ben." -Andrew Mulder

"Wait, what room is Eli in?" -Ben
"806 or something like that." -Me
"Wanna put a cactus under his door?" -Ben

In reference to taking it. "Thank god there aren't any black men here."
Everyone stares pointedly at Trevor.

"Have your way with me." -Mike Matthais

"Good dig, Mulder." -Joe Chapman
"Were you watching my balls.?" -Andrew Mulder

"I would rather drink my own cum than drink Mad Dog." - Joe Chapman

"YOU FUCKING SHOT ME." -Ben Brown

I can't go to Men's ACC because I have a shit ton of work to do. Which makes me sad, but hopefully I'll be able to travel again some time with the women!

It was mono.

However, to make up for my status as a leper, a few things have happened that make my life a little better:

• I signed my lease for 713. I am so pumped to live there next year.
• SNOW DAY. TWO exams were postponed today.
• I feel healthy. For once.

BUT most of the time, my life is just a huge joke.