I am addicted. Traveling was AWESOME. Quote time:

After Ben mistakenly sings "Candy Shop" instead of "Magic Stick" and yells at Brad for saying otherwise. "Yeah. You're an asshole." -Brad

After Ben's epic introduction on Landon Milbourne. "Who?" - Joe Marsala

Eli opens the boy to the Tuba boys' room: "It smells like a french whore in here!"

In reference to getting wine at dinner: "Psssst. Can we have some passbacks?" -Mike DeFlorio

"The only time I have thrown up and it has tasted good was after eating gelato and a roman taxi ride." -Joe Chapman

"Oh, Andrew Mulder. You underestimate the power of my balls." -Joe Chapman

"Never have I ever had more than one sexual partner." - Dave
"Like one at a time?" - Mike DeFlorio

"Ooooh Jeopardy! Good bar show." -Andrew Mulder

"I swear that group of pre-teens was standing there before." - Ben Brown
"Those are the cheerleaders, Ben." -Andrew Mulder

"Wait, what room is Eli in?" -Ben
"806 or something like that." -Me
"Wanna put a cactus under his door?" -Ben

In reference to taking it. "Thank god there aren't any black men here."
Everyone stares pointedly at Trevor.

"Have your way with me." -Mike Matthais

"Good dig, Mulder." -Joe Chapman
"Were you watching my balls.?" -Andrew Mulder

"I would rather drink my own cum than drink Mad Dog." - Joe Chapman

"YOU FUCKING SHOT ME." -Ben Brown

I can't go to Men's ACC because I have a shit ton of work to do. Which makes me sad, but hopefully I'll be able to travel again some time with the women!