I'm deleting my quotes on facebook, but I wanted to preserve them here!
"Want to play extreme homo tennis for Wii?"
"FUCK YEAH!"

"Are you gonna rape me then kill me? Is that what you said?"
"Is that a dare?!"

"After this black and mild wanna go do a jagerbomb with me?"

"Can you make me a strawberry shake?"-Franklin
"How about a vanilla shake?"-Klem, accompanied with a full body shake.

"Sit the fuck down or I'm going to break your face."

Q:"If you could be any candy, what would you be?"
A:"A Reeses Cup. Cause there's no wrong way to eat a Reeses!"

Liz: Franklin, what opera where you in again?
Franklin: Dido and aeneas and riders to the sea
Merl: You were in an opera about dildos? Gay.
Franklin: Yeah I thought it was weird that the main character happened to be your mom. Apparently she has a weird obsession with dildos and anuses.


Liz14bth (11:40:30 PM): I may have told you this story but in 2nd grade reed hollinger wanted to marry me and chased me around every day to get the fake princess jasmine jewel off of my backpack and one time made me cry cause he asked me to rollerblade with him in front of my dad. the end.

Franklin, via text: I'll be there in like an hour
Merl, in response: You should probably try some lotion if it takes you that long to jerk it.